Ah Gee

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

(via isnt)

powerburial:

coveryourheadandneckwithyourarms:

powerburial:

someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump

what if it was mario you utter fool

Originally posted by nikkiiklebold

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salemwitchtrials-deactivated202:

Dude what? She tied you to the kitchen chair? Broke your throne & cut your hair? From your lips she drew the..? Broooo

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brucebocchi:

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ukulelekatie:

🎵oh, i wanna nap with somebody…🎵

🎵i wanna fall aˢˡᵉᵉᵖ  with somebody…🎵

(via thatsthat24)

staygay-ponyboy:

staygay-ponyboy:

in this essay i won’t

fuck you for coming to my ted talk

(via isnt)

einfachtini:

cursedcatimages:

Please take me to funky town, your majesty. 😭🔥

(via isnt)

oppa-homeless-style:

oppa-homeless-style:

man i had a dream that magic was discovered in the near future

but it was like. shitty unbalanced fantasy magic. like within a few weeks people had wikis and guides up on how to glitch in immortality potions and time spells. people are just tossing homemade black holes around. i looked on the news and saw some speedrunner made it to the edge of the universe

first of all how dare you assume im literate

(via hotboyproblems)

jealousies:

jaclcfrost:

can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal

I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything

(via confirmance)